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Offline iddee

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Stolen from another forum
« on: June 18, 2020, 06:45:13 am »

Hi Folks,

True story. I don't know if it's for the Humor or General. Is it even funny?

My wife and I were making supper a few nights ago. She noticed my phone flashing.

She said: You have a message on your phone.

I said: Put it on speaker and play it.

My pal's voice says: SAL! I got lucky today and brought home four virgins. I don't have enough equipment. Can you take one off my hands?

My wife rolls her eyes and says: I suppose you have to go visit a sick friend tonight?

That virgin is currently comfortably nested in a nuc in the back yard.

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Re: Stolen from another forum
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2020, 11:12:42 pm »
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Re: Stolen from another forum
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2020, 09:17:13 pm »
heheh, I'm going to remember that one!
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