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The Jewish elbow
« on: September 17, 2020, 04:08:36 am »
The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment.  I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your
elbow, push button "301".  I will buzz you in.  Come inside, the elevator is on the right.  Get in, and with your elbow, push "3".
When you get out, I'm on the left.  With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

“What . . ... .. You're coming empty handed?”
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein

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Re: The Jewish elbow
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2020, 08:31:47 am »
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Re: The Jewish elbow
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2020, 02:25:42 am »
Keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.
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