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New Parrot
« on: February 15, 2014, 02:41:57 pm »
New Parrot
 
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
 
 "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new Madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new Madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.  The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
 
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Re: New Parrot
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2014, 02:49:53 pm »
 :D

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Re: New Parrot
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2014, 04:17:22 pm »
OUCH!
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Re: New Parrot
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2014, 04:22:02 pm »
 ;D :) :D
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Re: New Parrot
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2014, 06:38:03 pm »
Two replies laugh, one hollows ouch. I'm wondering about the pain. Maybe brought back bad memories??   :laugh:
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: New Parrot
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 07:03:57 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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