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Offline Eddy Honey

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« on: May 21, 2021, 09:02:03 pm »

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. 
The blonde looked at Jack and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."  The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" 
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." 
The blonde replies, "I did too;  but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
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Re: Jumper
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2021, 07:45:08 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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