LOL BakersDozen
I didnt use soap, but soap may be the better choice.. I used wax because it was slightly soft. A large rifle primer in a 44 Mag case, and decent slug of wax. My wife had a .357 Mag, usues small pistol primers, so I bought mag primers.. There was more than one call to the police when passers by saw us running around through the trees with guns shooting at each other..
I alwyas kept a few boxes of 410 shells with light loads of black powder and RICE to kill pigeons and rats inside of barns on my shelf. I had three Maine farmers that loved those things, though I suspect they might have occasionally been put to use running kids out of the watermelon patch.
A paintball gun works well too. If your going to try it make sure to get one with a rifled barrel to make it more accurate.
True story;
When the kids were twelve they wanted paintball guns bad... SO the wife and I took them to an outside paintball arena. WITH about twenty of their friends... We each picked about ten kids for OUR teams, rented all the equipment.. the guy running the course handed me his personal paintball gun. It was a custom made thing JUST for competition.. I was impressed, being a gunsmith.. The FIRST paintball I ever fired in my life was a hail marry.. I actually didnt think i would hit anything.. Wifes team was coming down the road Like Earlu English troops.. side by side in a big group.. so I figured I might get one of them. Her nephew was in the lead.. I aimed, raised the cross hairs Up a little, allowed for wind and let er rip.. the paintball smacked the wifes nephew squarely in the mask and flattened him... Of course, everyone scattered and paintballs went everywhere.. I had my team well spread out and well hidden behind trees and brush piles provided for that purpose..
We were annihilating them!! But I didn't see my wife anywhere!!! Suddenly, one of the kids on my team stood up behind me, and said.. IM OUT! he had paint on his SIDE... I looked in the direction it had to come from, but couldn't see her.. I saw my daughter crouched behind her barrier, so I jumped up and took off running... Paintballs were splattering all around me as I ran.. As I neared my daughters bunker, I jumped a brush pile.. As I came over the top in mid air...
yep, there she is, I see my wife, standing behind a tree, about f feet from where my daughter is hidden..
Three paintballs hit me squarely in the chest at a range of five feet... I landed in the leaves on my back, and slid to a stop at her feet... trying to BREATH... My wife grins through her mask... pointing the paintball gun at me, her finger twitching like mad "Oh I have dreamed of doing that!"
My daughter sees this.. She stands up, lifts her gun.. points it at the sky and says.. Oh hades no, I am OUT!" and turns to walk away... Wife shoots her twice, squarely in the behind.. One shot, perfectly centered in each cheek, leaving a bruise the size of a baseball on each cheek... TRUE STORY!
So, Stick with wax. DON'T give a grown woman anything that has the ability to inflict PAIN.