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Offline iddee

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Had an epiphany
« on: August 23, 2022, 08:57:16 am »
I saw a bumper sticker that stated, "I'm a veterinarian so I can drive like an animal".

Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists are on the roads these days.

“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein

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Re: Had an epiphany
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2022, 11:03:41 am »
Now that's funny.   :D

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Re: Had an epiphany
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2022, 01:38:34 pm »
 :laugh:
Keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.
Henry David Thoreau