What Iddee said!
I once had a pretty nice 86 Chevy short bed 4x4.. I hit the brakes about three times trying to get a lady off my behind, then I just hit the brakes and held them.. her insurance bought me a nice used 89 chevy, I kept the 86 and fixed it as well. No damage another used bed wouldnt straighten out. Sold that, kept the 89, made out very well. So well, that I really look forward to tailgaters..
The county police came REALLY close to doing the same thing when they were tailgating me.. He managed to get stopped, barely, and was sort of wild eyed when I got out of my truck to yell at him..
He asked if I realized I was yelling at a police officer, I told him yeah, I did, I expected OTHER people to be idiots, not the police.. He got out of his car.. he stood about 6'1" looking down at me, then he shook my hand and told me not to push my luck any further and he wouldnt tailgate me again.