An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more
of a no-nonsense kind of guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are
drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
