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Offline Dunkel

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« on: August 03, 2014, 12:16:04 am »
Read this one today


In an Irish Court:


The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for thirty
five years I've lived next door to that jerk, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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Re: Tools
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 10:40:36 am »
 :occasion14:
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Re: Tools
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 10:05:53 pm »
hehe.. Dunkel and RR getting their jokes from the same place?   :laugh:
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Re: Tools
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2014, 07:17:27 am »
 :D :D :D
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