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"DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« on: August 03, 2014, 10:49:58 am »
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a  middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her  mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never  seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be          Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all  the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,
 I have a man I can't  trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure if the baby I'm carrying is  his.


Dear Abby,
  I am a   twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two  years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half  the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,
 I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, but when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.


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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 11:28:25 am »
LOL!!!  k, that brought a chuckle this morning!
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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2014, 12:31:38 pm »
ROFL!    :laugh:
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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2014, 02:16:09 pm »
 :laugh:
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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2014, 02:59:52 pm »
And here I thought is was going to be some woman complaining that her man spends more time with the ladies in the bee yard than with her. or LazyBkpr's wife complaining that he wont let her give his honey away as it gives her the same type of pleasure doing so as he receives when he finally gets to collect and extract what his girls have rewarded him with. Sorry Scott you previous post comment popped into my head.
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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2014, 11:39:00 am »
No worries.. I put half of what I extracted into 8oz jars JUST so she could give it away...  It was gone fast.... then my quart mason jars started disappearing.. 

  My favorite?

   Dear Abby,
What can I do about all  the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR?
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Re: "DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2014, 12:20:37 pm »
Quote from: iddee on August 03, 2014, 10:49:58 am
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all  the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR?

In today's world it might be more appropriate to substitute "VCR" with DVR/phone/tablet/laptop/insert modern-day device here...

Laugh A Little, keep it clean:  One of the groups I am most often around accuses me of walking that gray line... well, they'll also point out how frequently my gray line turns black.   ;)
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