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Offline Riverrat

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Little johnny and math
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:10:56 pm »
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Re: Little johnny and math
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 07:28:53 pm »
........... :D
had to think for a sec.....oh channel numbers!............. :D
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Re: Little johnny and math
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 07:52:29 pm »
Sad but true.
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