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Offline iddee

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Grandma still drives at 88.
« on: November 15, 2014, 08:24:04 am »
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach..
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing.
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein

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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 11:49:01 am »
 ..........:D  LOL!!!
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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 12:27:53 pm »
OK jen, come clean, was that you?? O:-) Jack :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2014, 12:43:24 pm »
Dog Gone Right Jack! I Love The Hawaiian Good Luck Sign  ;D  Sometimes my Hawaiian good luck sign gets stuck, so I have to physically bend it back down...  ;)
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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2014, 03:38:32 pm »
LOL!
I'm starting to think that the bees are keeping me...

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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2014, 09:12:16 pm »
Hrm...  I once had a Hawaiian bend it back down FOR me.....    That count?   :-[
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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2014, 09:35:03 pm »
LOL! Yep! That Counts!

By the way, what did the Hawiian do to provoke your Hawaiian Good Luck Sign?

This is gonna be good  ;)
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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2014, 11:11:14 pm »
heh, well, actually, we stopped in Hawaii on the way to Guam.. couldnt leave the airport, but thats OK, there was a bar in the airport..   And Everyone knows... its a fact that is irrefutable.. that NO ONE is going to mess with a Seabee, when he has 200 buddies with him... right?
   Well, it turns out EVERYONE hadnt learned that lesson until AFTER the bending....   I learned, that 300 lb Samoans CAN pick up a scrawny 20 year old country boy with ONE HAND.. while bending the hawaiian wave opposite its original position with the other hand...
   300 lb Samoans can then proceed to go through at least a dozen more scrawny 20 year olds before the pile becomes too big for even a man of such mammoth proportions...   At which point we were ALL RUSHED back onto the plane, bleeding or not....
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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2014, 09:32:36 am »
 :D

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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2014, 11:05:31 am »
 :D :D
I'll be looking for a follow-up letter when granny hits ninety.

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Re: Grandma still drives at 88.
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2014, 01:33:30 am »
this made my night.
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