I know that attracted to your butt feeling Jack.. when your younger, its a bit flattering to catch them looking.. then you get older and realize they are just sizing it up against their BOOT..
My wife is 5'6" and grew up with three older brothers. She thrives on competition, and is very willing to CHEAT to win, and very adept at denying having cheated! We took Karate classes together when we were younger, and I learned that no matter how GOOD you were, the judges had to blink once in a while... Women have the ability to hurt you in that short amount of time... Then of course, I learned how good she can shoot, but it was too late by then.. I been trapped ever since! Glad you found a good piece of land. Keep it wild, it might give you a good hiding spot.. NOT, that the KING of his castle would ever need it....