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Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« on: January 31, 2015, 04:00:48 pm »
Jack and Iddee were both sitting in a boat fishing when suddenly Jack shouted and started reeling in a big one. He got it landed in the boat and they both stared at it in amazement, it was huge!

Jack says to Iddee, "We gotta remember this spot for sure"!

With that, Iddee grabs a big sharpie, leans over the bow of the boat and draws a huge X on the bow.

"What in tarnation you doing Iddee, that's never going to work", yelled Jack.

"Why not?" said Iddee.

"Who say's we're gonna use the same boat?" yelled Jack.
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2015, 04:42:30 pm »
...................... :D
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Re:More on Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2015, 05:05:14 pm »
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman named JACK drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said:
"Jack, there are no fish down there."

Jack walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said:
"Jack, there's no fish down there."

Jack then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said:
"Jack I told you, there's no fish down there."

Jack looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"

"No, JACK," the voice said, "Did your wife kick you out of the house again? It's me IDDEE, the rink manager."


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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2015, 05:09:13 pm »
 :D I see where this is going...  :)
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2015, 05:28:10 pm »
perry started it..... ;D............. :D
one more...........this is how jack and iddee measure fish:



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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2015, 05:41:21 pm »
 :D This Is Soo Funny!
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2015, 05:43:26 pm »
Jack and Iddee

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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2015, 05:47:42 pm »
Ha~
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2015, 05:55:03 pm »
I went fishing this morning and after a little while I ran out of worms.Then I saw a cotton mouth with a frog in his mouth.Frogs are good bass bait.knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head and Took the frog and put it in the bait bucket.Now my dilemma how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grab my bottle of Jack Daniels and pour a little whiskey in his mouth ,His eye rolled back and he went limp .I released him into the lake,Without incident and I carried on fishing using the frog.not long after , I felt a nudge on my foot.Its was that dam snake back with two frogs.
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2015, 06:00:49 pm »
......................... :D
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2015, 06:02:18 pm »
Quote from: iddee on January 31, 2015, 05:55:03 pm
I went fishing this morning and after a little while I ran out of worms.Then I saw a cotton mouth with a frog in his mouth.Frogs are good bass bait.knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head and Took the frog and put it in the bait bucket.Now my dilemma how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grab my bottle of Jack Daniels and pour a little whiskey in his mouth ,His eye rolled back and he went limp .I released him into the lake,Without incident and I carried on fishing using the frog.not long after , I felt a nudge on my foot.Its was that dam snake back with two frogs.
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2015, 06:46:33 pm »
Iddee, i think we should take perry, squirt, and mammy yoakum, on a noodling on the Big Sac river for Flathead and Blue catfish. :laugh: :laugh: Jack
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2015, 06:50:27 pm »
OK, Jack. But Perry don't get gloves.   :o    :D
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2015, 06:56:54 pm »
Iddee- "So, I grab my bottle of Jack Daniels and pour a little whiskey in his mouth ,His eye rolled back and he went limp .I released him into the lake,Without incident and I carried on fishing using the frog.not long after , I felt a nudge on my foot.Its was that dam snake back with two frogs.
 
     Good Gravy! only Iddee could train a cotton mouth ~   :D
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2015, 06:58:40 pm »
Quote from: riverbee on January 31, 2015, 05:28:10 pm
perry started it..... ;D............. :D
one more...........this is how jack and iddee measure fish:

How big was it?  Well it was a six pack and a quart long! 
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2015, 07:03:57 pm »
Quote from: Perry on January 31, 2015, 04:00:48 pm
"Who say's we're gonna use the same boat?" yelled Jack.


That's a good point.   :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Fishing with Jack, Iddee and Riverrat.....
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2015, 08:40:07 pm »
Three good friends,(JACK, IDDEE and RIVERRAT)  decide to meet up and go fishing on a river  in wisconsin, the BRULE river. 

Sitting on the bank of the river, the three are swapping stories back and forth, catching up,   having a good time, fishing rods in hand, lines in the river. Wisconsin DNR warden comes along from behind them and says, "okay boys need to see your licenses".

Jack says 'we don't need  no license'.  Iddee elbows Jack, says "ssssshhh" and Riverrat pipes up and says "We don't have any licenses."  Iddee elbows Riverrat.

Wisconsin DNR warden say's "Well if your fishing, you need fishing licenses."

Iddee pipes up and says "Officer, we aren't fishing.  All three of us, me and my buddies here have magnets at the end of our lines and we are collecting debris off the bottom of the river".

So the Wisconsin DNR game warden made Jack, Iddee and Riverrat lift their lines out of the water.
Sure enough, the warden finds nothing but horseshoe magnets tied to the end of each of their lines.

Game warden scratches his head after studying the horseshoe magnets and says to the three "Well, i know of no law against this, take all the debris you want." 

dnr game warden wanders off and leaves.

As soon as the game warden was out of sight, Jack pipes up and says, "What a dumb fish cop, doesn't he know there are STEELHEAD trout in this river?"
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2015, 08:49:49 pm »
Riverbee's dad took her and her brother out on the lake fishing. Along about 10 am, her dad said, stay here and I'll go get some snacks. With that, he stepped out of the boat and walked to the bank. A few minutes later he came walking back with cokes and cookies.

About noon, her dad told her brother to go get lunch. To riverbee's total astonishment, he, too, walked over to the bank, returning a little later with lunch. Riverbee thought, if they can do it, I can do it. I can do anything they can. About 3 pm, she said, I'm going for drinks. She stepped out of the boat and sank.

Her dad looked at her brother and asked, Did you show her the rocks? He replied, no, didn't you?
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2015, 10:20:26 pm »
He,He, and the water was only 5ft.5in. deep. :laugh: :laugh: Jack
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Re: Fishing with Jack and Iddee
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2015, 10:31:39 pm »
well.. now Jack... My mother in law was 5 feet tall...
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