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Offline iddee

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Well, you said to..................
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:31:49 pm »
 Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

> Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
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> Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

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Re: Well, you said to..................
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2015, 09:48:29 pm »
LOL, i have read that one before, and still makes me laugh!!!

sorta reminds me of someone in my household............... :D :D :D
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