Author Topic: Funny (Read 16505 times)

Perry · « **on:** November 02, 2015, 08:24:27 pm »

Pardon the language, hope no offense is taken.

apisbees · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:50:53 pm »

It wasn't a bee hive. It was a tree, cave, clay pot on its side. And they were like the bears. they were after the grubs (larva) and bees. The honey turned out to be a bonus.
When John Corner was in Kenya with Care Canada setting up and promoting sustainable beekeeping rather than being honey robbers. They were after the brood to eat as much as they were the honey. The honey they would sell.

brooksbeefarm · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2015, 10:38:03 pm »

Stop it apis, your making iddee hungry.

LadyyTay · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2015, 01:29:21 pm »

Thanks Apis. I went from laughing and thinking, "Yum" to "ewwwwwwww!" in the seconds it took to read your post. lol

Jen · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2015, 02:29:19 pm »

Gave me a chuckle that Perry posts a Funny, and we get a classroom lecture from Apis

iddee · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:16:47 pm »

Hey, fried drone larva in olive oil. Iff'en you ain't tried it, don't knock it.

Perry · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:58:38 pm »

iddee · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:06:01 pm »

Well, he's knocking it, so I guess he's tried it.

I haven't, so I'm not knocking it

LazyBkpr · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:57:26 pm »

Wife said they served Bee Larvae in one of the oversees places she went for desert.. no clue how it was prepared, but it had chocolate drizzled on it... She was not amused.. Couldnt figure out why they would do that to good chocolate....

Jen · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:04:53 pm »

"Couldnt figure out why they would do that to good chocolate...."

Hahahha

I'll have to side with wife on this one..

I have to say tho, that many apitherapist are taught to not waste any of the bee. Sting your achy elbow put fresh dead bee in your salad. Honeybees are considered a perfect protein

neillsayers · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:19:19 pm »

Chocolate makes everything better!

Jen · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:20:56 pm »

So does bacon

riverbee · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:17:02 am »

"Couldnt figure out why they would do that to good chocolate...."

Hahahha I'll have to side with wife on this one..

I have to say tho, that many apitherapist are taught to not waste any of the bee. Sting your achy elbow put fresh dead bee in your salad. Honeybees are considered a perfect protein

hmmmm, well, i guess i am with scott, no honeybee larvae in my chocolate AND protein or not..... no fresh dead bee in my salad or anything else, had enough of the butt ends of a honeybee in various places........ probably had enough or get enough 'protein' from that............

Jen · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:53:45 am »

"Probably had enough or get enough 'protein' from that"

Now you went and did it! I'm going to have to investigate if there is any protein type components in venom...

apisbees · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2015, 02:44:26 am »

Most allergys are because of the way the body reacts to the protein in the way it trys to break it down. People are more likely to have a reaction to foods that are a protein. Nuts, milk, cheese, pollen, bee stings.

Michelle · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:06:55 am »

I felt the same way about snails. Who thought they would taste good? ew.

apisbees · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:26:25 am »

How about mixed in with your honey? I have witnessed frames being uncapped where queen excluders were not used with automatic uncappers. the blades go over the tops of the worker cells, but the drone cells get their caps ripped off and depending on their stage of development can get spun out of the cell with the honey.

Jen · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:25:39 pm »

When I harvested my first honey a couple years ago, I was doing crush and strain. A couple of my jars of honey had a little bit of drone brood fluid in it. It didn't filter out like I thought it would. Later when I opened the jar to test it, it had a bad pungeunt smell. Didn't like it and tossed it. It was only about 3 jars so it wasn't a great loss but a good learning lesson.

LazyBkpr · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2015, 04:24:02 pm »

had enough of the butt ends of a honeybee in various places.

LOL no doubt!!

riverbee · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2015, 06:35:35 pm »

"had enough of the butt ends of a honeybee in various places."
" LOL no doubt!!"

right on scott, all of us have.........hmmm, i think jack can tell some pretty good stories about the various places and related activities.........oh and you too?!..........

"Now you went and did it! I'm going to have to investigate if there is any protein type components in venom... "

jen there is..............just google it.........

protein in bee venom