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Offline iddee

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You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
« on: May 06, 2016, 09:44:17 pm »
You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
 
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled to see an intruder there.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!”
 
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember. Knowing scripture can save your life.
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein

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Re: You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2016, 10:06:12 pm »
Iddee, I guffawed and startled Sweet Wife over that one! Thanks, needed that. :laugh:
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Re: You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2016, 06:51:48 am »
 Liked this one, a good laugh.

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